April Fool's Day is almost upon us, and what better way to
warm up our laughter than with a few funny quotes? Chances
are, you're going to pull a few pranks (and be the center
of one or two) when April 1st rolls around. Let these funny
quotes get your humorous side ready for this day of great
fun.
1. "April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of
what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." ~
Mark Twain
2. "It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that
proves you have a sense of humor." ~ Max Eastman
3. "Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins
with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?" ~
Author Unknown
4. "Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the
world hath more fools in it than ever." ~ Charles Lamb
5. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a
single word of what I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde
6. "Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you
get it, then wonder what to do with it." ~ Author Unknown
7. "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh --
at yourself." ~ Ethel Barrymore
8. "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I
never would've thought of that!" ~ Dave Barry
9. "The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at
present only exploring the fringes." ~ JD Bernal
10. "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." ~
Carl Gustav Jung
11. "A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid
ones that need the advice" ~ Bill Cosby
12. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to
somebody else. ~ Will Rogers
13. "I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof
items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."
~ Alan Coren
14. "A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man." ~
Arthur Schopenhauer
While the phrase "April fool" started out as a way to
ridicule those who refused to change with the times (back
in the 1500's) it's now a way to share our humorous side
with family, friends and colleagues. This year, make a
promise to yourself to play at least one April Fool's joke
and to be a good sport when you're the butt of one. After
all, the ability to laugh at one's self is a sure sign that
you're not really a fool, regardless of what day or month
it is. Get yourself in the laughing mood with the above 14
funny quotes.
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